' A drunk guy slides up to a man who is looking under the bonnet of his car. "What's the matter, mate?" he asks. "Piston broke," says the driver. "Yeah?" replies the drunk, wandering off. "Me too." '
And this, is one of the best April Fool's Day pranks in history.
DEFYING GRAVITY In 1976, British astronomer Patrick Moore announced on radio once-in-alifetime astronomical event that would momentraily lessen the earth's gravity. Hundreds of listeners jumped into the air at precisely 9.47 am, the time specified by Moore. One woman insisted she and 11 of her friends had floated around the room.